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Category Archives: Funny
The Rules for Alpha Geeks
Someone asked me for my uninformed opinion on dating and that got the amateur sociologist in me interested in what the answer was. After reading Jezebel and The Rules, along the way I realized that, like politics, dating is local. … Continue reading
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Rules of Bullshitting
Just like boxing and fight club, rules are handy to have and would be handy in bullshit debates. These are informal debates conducted with information off the top of one’s head without taking time to consult google. For example, Proposition: … Continue reading
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Pharmomusicology
To Induce Depression The Cure’s music (except the 10 happy songs) To Cure Depression The Cure’s 10 happy songs To Cure Attention Deficit Disorder [I'm going to have to finish this later, my RSS feed is calling]
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Dilbert Comic
Dilbert: Sometimes I feel as if my life is nothing but moving things from one place to another. I’ve decided to seek a deeper connection with others to cure my emptiness. Dogbert: Blah, blah, blah. Dilbert: Maybe I’m doing it … Continue reading
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Meet Mr. Waffle
Meet Mr Waffle Belgiums famous waffle Chew ‘em up, none to waste Appreciate the taste Before there was IHOP Before there was HOP Mr Waffle lived at Whole Foods next to the rice Mr Waffle was transformed We all gathered … Continue reading
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Telling Right from Wrong
Some day I’ll tell a story about the right dog, doing the wrong bark, up the wrong tree for the right squirrel. But I have to sell the movie rights first.
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Joke
I switched to decaf. At 2mg of caffeine per cup, it’s gotta be better for my health. And after the 50th cup of the morning, I feel great!
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Shopping Online While Drunk
There really was an article about shopping drunk in the New York Times. There must be a way to capitalize on people’s willingness to make bad decisions under the influence. I’m thinking, maybe web terminals in bars, with the homepage … Continue reading
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Jokes
I was at the library and saw a book, “Coping with Aphasia.” I imagined the patron saying, “I’m looking for this book about, um, uh, it’s um, I can’t remember the word” People are getting rude now adays. I was … Continue reading
Google Knows
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I’m telling you why Google is coming to town Google’s making a index, And spidering it twice; Gonna find out who’s linked once or twice. Google is coming to … Continue reading
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